. >> stephanie: nike might reunite with lance armstrong. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: really? >> just do it. >> stephanie: i saw a guy in my spinning class with a t-shirt that said i'm on it. because everyone wears those t-shirts just do it -- >> who is everyone chimosobi? >> stephanie: i don't know. just do it. charlie sheen is about to become a grandfather! >> how does that happen? >> stephanie: soon he is going to be too old to bend over to do the blow off of hookers -- what? how much do we love book of mormon, there might be a movie. dream cast justin bieber in the lead. i like it. >> [ inaudible ] should do it. now he's in the new normal. >> stephanie: not for film. we'll have to go with a lot younger people, because it's much closer -- >> oh, yeah. >> stephanie: can i give one last -- to our good friend jan schakowsky? god bless her. you hate that the best ideas in the world are not going to pass because we have such douche nozzles in congress. they will provide consumers the [ inaudible ] all of these republicans screaming about the deficit. the bill almost cer